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The Waterboys and My 50% Boyfriend
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The Waterboys and My 50% Boyfriend
I don’t know exactly how Mike Scott from The Waterboys knows so much about my life. I’m in the little...
Siouxsie Who?
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Siouxsie Who?
So you’re goth. That’s exactly what he said. It wasn’t a question or anything, he just looked around my bedroom...
With a Rebel Yell, I Cried
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With a Rebel Yell, I Cried
Laurie is going. Kari is going. Mike and Shaun are going. Basically, everyone is going — everyone except for me....
Elvis Costello and the Great Geek Trauma
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Elvis Costello and the Great Geek Trauma
Angry doesn’t even begin to describe how I’m feeling right now. How Laurie could have said that about me I’ll...
Mohawks, Me and That Chick From Bow Wow Wow
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Mohawks, Me and That Chick From Bow Wow Wow
I’m sitting in the Little Room listening to “I Want Candy” really loud and wondering what my parents would do...
Not Pretty, Not Pink
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Not Pretty, Not Pink
I already have most of the songs on the Pretty in Pink soundtrack. They’re on mix tapes or albums. I...
Just Like Heaven
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Just Like Heaven
Everybody keeps saying that I’m so lucky. I don’t feel lucky. My mouth hurts, and my jaw. I’m sitting in...
George Michael is a Sex God?
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George Michael is a Sex God?
I had a dream about George Michael from Wham! and we were having sex. This was fine — well, maybe...
But Boy George is Still a Boy
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But Boy George is Still a Boy
I wasn’t about to say anything, not while we were out, anyway. It’s Sunday and late. I snuck in not...