I already have most of the songs on the Pretty in Pink soundtrack. They’re on mix tapes or albums. I...
pamela klaffke
Just Like Heaven
Everybody keeps saying that I’m so lucky. I don’t feel lucky. My mouth hurts, and my jaw. I’m sitting in...
George Michael is a Sex God?
I had a dream about George Michael from Wham! and we were having sex. This was fine — well, maybe...
Only Grace Jones Could Understand
I couldn’t believe that Grace Jones was on the Pee Wee Herman Christmas Special. She arrived in a big wrapped...
Because Madonna Says I Can
It takes less than a metre of fabric to make a bustier. But then there’s lining and buttons and definitely...
Remembering the Waiting Game
This week marks the start of the annual fall/winter ready-to-wear shows. First, it’s New York, then London, followed by Milan...
Bryan Ferry is My Imaginary Boyfriend
There are no pin-ups of Simon Le Bon in my locker — I’m no Duranie. When pressed I will begrudgingly...
Let’s Dance: Maybe David Bowie Can Help
The college radio station broadcasts live from The Beach on Friday nights. David Bowie is playing and I am in...
This is Periodicult
I haven’t counted the magazines in the little room, but there are hundreds, though fewer now than this time last...

