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Welcome to the Little Room

Kylie Minogue and the Great Song Exorcism

Kylie Minogue is driving me crazy and not in a good way. I’ve tried everything to get her stupid song,...

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Dance Kiss Prince

Trevor is 12, but he turns 13 next week. I’ve only been 13 for two months — since August —...

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The Sweetest Taboo

Heather C. and I stole a copy of Playgirl magazine from the Eaton’s store at the mall on Friday. I...

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What Have I Done to Deserve This?

I check the clock and it’s only 11: 14. Everyone would be in class, but lunch break is soon and...

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Rumours, Rednecks and Bananarama

I don’t think Jill actually thinks I’m a lesbian. I think she’s just a bitch — and jealous — and...

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The Waterboys and My 50% Boyfriend

I don’t know exactly how Mike Scott from The Waterboys knows so much about my life. I’m in the little...

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Siouxsie Who?

So you’re goth. That’s exactly what he said. It wasn’t a question or anything, he just looked around my bedroom...

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With a Rebel Yell, I Cried

Laurie is going. Kari is going. Mike and Shaun are going. Basically, everyone is going — everyone except for me....

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Elvis Costello and the Great Geek Trauma

Angry doesn’t even begin to describe how I’m feeling right now. How Laurie could have said that about me I’ll...

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Mohawks, Me and That Chick From Bow Wow Wow

I’m sitting in the Little Room listening to “I Want Candy” really loud and wondering what my parents would do...

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