Kylie Minogue is driving me crazy and not in a good way. I’ve tried everything to get her stupid song,...
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Kylie Minogue and the Great Song Exorcism
Dance Kiss Prince
Trevor is 12, but he turns 13 next week. I’ve only been 13 for two months — since August —...
The Sweetest Taboo
Heather C. and I stole a copy of Playgirl magazine from the Eaton’s store at the mall on Friday. I...
What Have I Done to Deserve This?
I check the clock and it’s only 11: 14. Everyone would be in class, but lunch break is soon and...
Rumours, Rednecks and Bananarama
I don’t think Jill actually thinks I’m a lesbian. I think she’s just a bitch — and jealous — and...
The Waterboys and My 50% Boyfriend
I don’t know exactly how Mike Scott from The Waterboys knows so much about my life. I’m in the little...
Siouxsie Who?
So you’re goth. That’s exactly what he said. It wasn’t a question or anything, he just looked around my bedroom...
With a Rebel Yell, I Cried
Laurie is going. Kari is going. Mike and Shaun are going. Basically, everyone is going — everyone except for me....
Elvis Costello and the Great Geek Trauma
Angry doesn’t even begin to describe how I’m feeling right now. How Laurie could have said that about me I’ll...
Mohawks, Me and That Chick From Bow Wow Wow
I’m sitting in the Little Room listening to “I Want Candy” really loud and wondering what my parents would do...